come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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