Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low