and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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