There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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