Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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