Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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