Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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