I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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