He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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