3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I want to fling myself into the sun
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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