perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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