ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize