i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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