everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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