Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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