office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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