does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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