i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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