I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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