he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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