the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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