Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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