Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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