Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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