Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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