I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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