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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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