I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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