A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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