I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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