Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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