Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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