using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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