I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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