you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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