oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I feel like abortions should bother me more
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Randomize
