Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this must be what syphilis tastes like
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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