in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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