I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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