Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Randomize
