"it" just moved
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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