i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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