oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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