Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My vagina just recognized that song.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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