I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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