8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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