How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
