We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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