When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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