did you get engaged???
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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