8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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