If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he told me I talked like a deaf person
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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