he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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