I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
