I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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