my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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