fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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